Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Sarah Palin's Pregnancy Decision Map

You're a 44 year-old mother of a 7 1/2 month old premature fetus with Down's Syndrome. You're from Alaska but you find yourself in Texas when your water breaks.

What do you do?



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Huckabee Sucker Punches Palin

Republicans need to call each other out before they are all go down the drain with Bush. Mike Huckabee, former fat guy and failed Presidential nominee, took a swipe at Sarah Palin. Right idea, just 3 months too late. Sadly these are 2 people who have an eye on 2012.
Huckabee: "Now I must say I did not think that either the Charlie Gibson interview or the Katie Couric interviews were unfair. In fact, if anything, Katie Couric was extraordinarily gentle, even helpful. [Palin] just... I don't know what happened. I can't explain it. It was not a good interview. I'm being charitable."
Source: Esquire

Virgin Visions? Shudupaya Face

Your made-up story is not official until the biggest maker of tales, contradictions and venerations of hysterical visions approves you. They need to figure out true and false claims? All miracles shall happen according to their book of rules? No exceptions.

Here's a heads up, broseph, they are all false.
Catholics who claim they have seen the Virgin Mary will be forced to remain silent about the apparitions until a team of psychologists, theologians, priests and exorcists have fully investigated their claims under new Vatican guidelines aimed at stamping out false claims of miracles.

The Pope, Benedict XVI, has instructed the Congregation for javascript:void(0)the Doctrine of the Faith, formerly the Holy Office of the Inquisition, to draw up a new handbook to help bishops snuff out an explosion of bogus heavenly apparitions.
The Catholics are very good about telling people to keep quiet, especially little boys. Control issues.

Too bad they can't stop the "Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese" from being sold on eBay.

Source: HuffPo

Bush In Full Denial Over Katrina, Still

"Don't tell me the federal response was slow," Bush said in regard to Katrina. OK. How about it didn't exist for a few days. You abandoned an entire city. Part of the reason you had 30,000 rescues that you brag about is that you totally left everyone there to die. What about the elderly that drown at the nursing home?

BTW, he called them "helicopter and Coast Guard drivers". S my D, George.



Campbell Brown: "Mr. President, you cannot pat yourself on the back for that one," she then said. "We will debate the war in Iraq, debate national security, the economy, and the rest of your legacy. Those debates will continue for years to come. But on how you handled Katrina, there is no debate."

Source: HuffPo

Obama: Run DC

Barack Obama will RUN DC.

Lawrence Lessig On The Colbert Report

Larry Lessig announces the Change Congress "donor strike" from the greenroom of The Colbert Report.

Commit to not give to candidates!



Source: http://change-congress.org/video/

Monday, January 12, 2009

Might Does Not Make Right

Letterman: Cheney Lie Count

David Letterman's "Dick Cheney Lie Count" from 01-09-2009

"One of the great successes in the intelligence business in the last century"

Bush is Type A[**hole]

Bush on writing his book no one is waiting for and no publishers are bidding on:
"I am a Type A personality that -- you know, I require things to do, and I bet once I get going on this book, I'll be able to get 'er done."
Does he know what Type A means? I think because he has been called an asshole so many times time, he thinks that is what it means.

Source: Fox Noise

Medvedev Odds Spike In Death Pools

Office betting pools that put odds on who is about to die, or Death Pools, will see spikes in Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's odds.

He "took another apparent swipe at Vladimir Putin, rebuking the prime minister's government for moving too slowly to alleviate the country's economic crisis," the Financial Times reports.

"Most Russians had believed Mr Medvedev would play second fiddle to Mr Putin, who named him as his chosen successor ahead of presidential elections last year."

Source: Financial Times

Job Losses Dramatic No Matter How You Look At It

Worst year for jobs since '45. And Bush also has 2001 to brag about, too.



To be fair, the civilian labor force today is 40% larger than it was in 1982 and more than twice as large as it was in 1945. Job losses last year amounted to about 1.7% of the labor force, but in 1945 the equivalent number was nearly 5% and in 1982 it was nearly 2%.

You can fight over percentages for dramatic headlines, but when you lose your job it doesn't matter. The bigger story is Bush and modern Republicanism drove this country into the ground.

NOTE:"Factoring in discouraged workers, unemployment is closer to 9.4%," said Peter Morici, an economist at the University of Maryland. "Add workers in part-time positions that cannot find full-time employment and the hidden unemployment rate is 14.5%."

Source: Kevin Drum

Gaza: Sowing The Seeds

Gee, if only there were a popular saying that conveyed the idea that you could win many battles and still lose the war.

I'm sure all those bombs know to avoid hitting innocent people.



Photo: Artillery shells explode in the air to lay down smoke cover over Palestinian homes as the Israeli army battles Hamas militants in the central Gaza Strip January 12, 2009 as seen from Israel's border with the Palestinian territory.

Source: Andrew Sullivan

Joke The Plumber In Israel: Let's Get Rid Of People Like Me

Joke the Plumber is now a journalist. Some right-wing website sent him to cover the recent Israeli attacks in Gaza. As per the low thresh hold for Republican intellect, Joe Wurzelbacher continues to show the world what an 80 IQ is all about.

First off, Joe claims the media never gets it right, there's always something left out of the story. Must be the filter and bias he is alluding to.
"I think media should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell. And if you’re gonna sit there and say, “Well look at this atrocity,” well you don’t know the whole story behind it half the time, so I think the media should have no business in it."
The media should have no business in reporting it? Then who should? What about all those great stories about war, Joe? Oh, war is hell. I forgot.

I think what he is saying is he should have no business reporting it because he is media's dim celebrity of the day, he is not a reporter. I'll give him credit for eliminating his own job as he is doing it. Does he show up for a leaky sink and say plumbers should be eliminated?

But getting back to Joe's stellar reporting. He must have some insight as to how the media only gets half the story. I mean journalism is all about cutting through to the facts. Maybe he can counter by showing how to ask real questions
While touring a facility of spent rockets with the head of the Government Press Office, Danny Seaman, and an official government photographer, Wurzelbacher provided smiles for the veteran journalists watching him at work.

"I have thousands of questions but I can't think of the right one," he said at the start of his interview with Seaman.
The Right Wing has accepted a clown for a President for 8 years, I guess they have no problem with a clown like Joe covering complex Middle East issues.

Source: AmericaBlog

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Obama's Weekly YouTube Address

In this week's address, President-elect Barack Obama highlights the challenges facing our struggling economy and introduces a report being drafted by Christina Romer and Jared Bernstein.
"The report confirms that our plan will likely save or create three to four million jobs. 90 percent of these jobs will be created in the private sector -- the remaining 10 percent are mainly public sector jobs we save, like the teachers, police officers, firefighters and others who provide vital services in our communities.

"The jobs we create will be in businesses large and small across a wide range of industries. And they'll be the kind of jobs that don't just put people to work in the short term, but position our economy to lead the world in the long-term.
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Paul Krugman has some doubts:"[E]ven if I use the Romer-Bernstein estimates instead of my own -- there really isn't much difference -- this plan looks too weak."

Source: http://www.youtube.com/user/ChangeDotGov

Friday, January 09, 2009

David Letterman Show - George Bush Top 10 Moments

David Letterman counts down the walking punchline Bush Top Ten gems.

Rachel Maddow On "Daily Show"

Rachel Maddow appeared on "The Daily Show" Wednesday night, where she and Jon Stewart discussed the MSNBC family, President-Elect Obama's policy knowledge, and George Bush's Blair House snub of the incoming First Family.

Blagojevich Impeached, Dignity Still Not Located

At what point does someone just clue this guy in?
"In a historic vote, the Illinois House has impeached Gov. Rod Blagojevich, directing the Senate to put the state's 40th chief executive on trial with the goal of removing him from office," the Chicago Tribune reports.

"The vote by the House was 114-1 and marks the first time in the state's 190-year history that a governor has been impeached, despite Illinois' longstanding reputation for political corruption.
"
114-1 in Rod's mind sounds like "so you're saying I have a chance" from Dumb and Dumber.

Sen. Norm Coleman (R-MN), we're looking at you, too.

Source: Chicago Tribune