Showing posts with label Palin Is Absurd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Palin Is Absurd. Show all posts

Friday, October 17, 2008

To Avoid Being 'Depressed,' Palin Skimps On Campaign News

Sarah Palin laments on being crushed by Obama. Nothing like putting on the blinders to avoid reality. Here she tells how her staff help her avoid the real world:
"At those times on the campaign trail when sometimes it's easy to get a little bit discouraged, when, you know, when you happen to turn on the news when your campaign staffers will let you turn on the news," she said, prompting laughter from the group. "Usually they're like 'Oh my gosh, don't watch. You're going to, you know, you're going to get depressed.'"
So her two months of campaigning have got her depressed, she is SO ready to take over when McCain takes the big trip West.

Source: WaPo

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Palin: The Press Frightens Me

Aside from three info-mercials with with Fox and two disastrous interviews with Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric, when is Palin going to give a news conference? Is that too much to ask for? A Vice President who is afraid to answers questions, let alone be asked them, is not a good sign.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Palin In 30 Seconds

The shallow end of the pool personified.



Source: Andrew Sullivan

Friday, October 03, 2008

Palin Read Her Answers

Sort of like the Wizard of Oz, you get to see how it really is when you have a split screen of the two candidates. Faiz Shakir reports:
"Because the cable and network television stations did not show a split screen of the debate, most viewers could not see that, during Joe Biden’s answers, Sarah "Bible Spice" Palin spent almost all her time looking down and studiously reading her notes. But viewers did see that when Palin delivered her answers, she would repeatedly glance down to check her talking points."
Watch this video and see the gimmickry:



Politico reports that
on at least ten occasions, Palin gave answers that were nonspecific, completely generic, pivoted away from the question at hand, or simply ignored it: on global warming, an Iraq exit strategy, Iran and Pakistan, Iranian diplomacy, Israel-Palestine (and a follow-up), the nuclear trigger, interventionism, Cheney’s vice presidency and her own greatest weakness.
Remember what happened when Couric asked follow up questions? Her head almost exploded.

[Note: From now on watch these debates on CSPAN to get the split screen.]

Source: ThinkProgress

Thursday, October 02, 2008

"How Long Have I Been At This? Five Weeks?"

Sarah Palin: "How Long Have I Been At This? Five Weeks?"

Sums it up

Palin: Are you Done Crying, I Have A Card I Need To Read Off

Joe Biden got veklempt, he was talking about his son almost dying, he paused and had to choke back his emotions. What did McPalin do? She launches into a talking point: immediate, insensitive, complete disregard for what had been a genuine moment.

Those tears did more for the equality of the sexes than Palin's presence. That will be a lasting perception for those who do not like her.

One term to describe, point after point, of the Biden debate victory: Out classed.

Katie Couric Interview: Biden Coherent, Palin On The Short Bus

Katie Couric sits down with Joe Biden and Sarah Palin for a few questions of substance: Roe v Wade, States Rights, Rights To Privacy, Supreme Court decisions, et al. The same questions, so there's no "gotcha" moment Grandpa McLame falsely complains about.

Biden is in his element, which of course is the planet Earth, full of sentient beings. His answers reflect his experience and understanding of complex issues. Palin, and I challenge any conservative who disagrees, is a trainwreck personified. Watch the video, the contrast is just painful:




It's like night and day, or maybe it's good and evil. Inherent right to privacy in the Constitution? Palin says yes. That right to privacy is central to Roe v. Wade. It's a federal law, but Palin thinks states should decide. You just cannot say that there is a right to privacy in the US Constitution, but that what to do about that fact should be up to the states. She incorrectly uses the word "federalist". The second answer is just complete gibberish! Childlike. She has no understanding how the government works. She's just note cards and frameless glasses.

This no doubt makes the conservatives happy. They have a clueless, charismatic twit they can mold into what they want. Who cares if she is manifestly not prepared to be President. The Christian Right, who are extremely well-versed in Supreme Court decisions, have found their Trojan Moose.

Source: The Washington Monthly

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Palin Endorses Obama

More comedy from the Palin/Couric interview. She keeps making the case for the Obama/Biden ticket without a clue that she's even doing it. She does know that "more of the same" is the Obama campaign's slogan for McCain, right? True to form, Palin throws in a lie [not having a coach? Semantics] before sinking her own ship. Follow here:
COURIC: I know you're heading to Sedona to work on your debate. What is your coach advising you?

PALIN: I don't have a debate coach.

COURIC: Well, what are your coaches?

PALIN: I have quite a few people who are giving us information about the record of Obama and Biden, and at the end of the day, though, it is -- it's so clear, again, what those choices are. Either new ideas, new energy and reform of Washington, DC, or "more of the same".
"More of the same" is Obama? Lest we remind you who's balls you and John suck, Sarah.



Via Steve Benen at The Washington Monthly:
"McCain/Palin agrees with Bush/Cheney on foreign policy, national security, economic policy, taxes, healthcare, energy, education, the environment, the federal judiciary, immigration, and the culture-war issues. Indeed, McCain has personally boasted about voting with Bush 90% of the time, and has insisted, "[O]n the transcendent issues, the most important issues of our day, I've been totally in agreement and support of President Bush."
It's bad enough they stole "change" from Obama's campaign, now they use it to describe themselves. Next Palin will be saying she's a black Senator from Chicago.

Source: Steve Benen

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

How Can You Tell Palin Is Lying? Her Lips Are Moving

Rimshot! I know she said she had Putin on lockdown in the comedic Katie Couric interview, but she lied. Palin lied? NORAD tells her to STFU.

via NY Daily News:
WASHINGTON - When Russian bombers approach American airspace and U.S. Air Force fighters are scrambled, Sarah Palin's phone doesn't ring. The Alaska governor has no command authority over the guardians of U.S. airspace despite her recent suggestion otherwise. "She doesn't have any role in that process," Air Force Maj. Allen Herritage, spokesman for the Alaska North American Aerospace Defense Command, told the Daily News.

Palin: Makes Fun Of Older People, Sees No Value In Experience

At a campaign event in Columbus, Ohio yesterday, Sarah Palin told a crowd she's looking forward to meeting Joe Biden on Thursday.
"I've never met him before," Palin said. "But I've been hearing about his senate speeches since I was in like 2nd grade."
The Republican crowd seemed to think this was hilarious.

Ummm, your grandfather in your running mate.



via Washinton Monthly:

Immediately after the speech, CBS's Katie Couric met up with Palin and asked about her comments. CBS just sent over the transcript of what we'll see this evening:
Couric: You made a funny comment, you've said you have been listening to Joe Biden's speeches since you were in second grade.

Palin: It's been since like '72, yah.

Couric: You have a 72-year-old running mate, is that kind of a risky thing to say, insinuating that Joe Biden's been around awhile?

Palin: Oh no, it's nothing negative at all. He's got a lot of experience and just stating the fact there, that we've been hearing his speeches for all these years. So he's got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I'm the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he's got the experience based on many many years in the Senate and voters are gonna have a choice there of what it is that they want in these next four years.
Is she saying a "new face" with no clue has value just because it is new? What are her new ideas, again? Drill for oil. Creationism. And my choice, according to you, is between those "new ideas" and Joe Biden, a guy with years and years of experience. Experience that even your running mate has made the central theme of his campaign. You are a walking punchline.

Snarky Palin "Silenced"

All it took was to ask VPIFL Sarah Palin to name another Supreme Court ruling, other than Roe v Wade, and the precocious political neophyte drew a blank. Her vast knowledge of things outside of Alaska, outside of the teleprompter, amounted to jack squat. She had no answer. She was silent, which may be better than her incoherent ramblings.
"There was no verbal fumbling with this particular question as there was with some others, the aide said, but rather silence."
It happened during her interview with Katie Couric the other day and CBS decided not to air it. But news of the gaffe leaked and McPalin are pissed. How dare the news report the news!

Palin makes no attempt to meet with the press and when she does, it's an embarrassment. Sarah Barracuda is a fish story that her base loves to run with. When she swims with the sharks of the lower 48, she sounds like a guppy. An idiot guppy, at that.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Palin Answer Generator

Can't find where Sarah Palin is being hidden? Not sure what she thinks on key policies? "Thinks" may be too strong a word, what she repeats on key issues is more like it. Here's a site that helps you understand her positions through a simple Q&A, InterviewPalin.com

Although a parody site, it's hard to tell:
Q: How will you fix the economy?

The economy and putting it back on the side of the leadership there. I do agree with taking the fight to the mission, the mission that we're on, reform of this state that I worked on as chairman of the construction bonds and the insurance carrier duties of AIG. But first and shoring up our economy. It is, somebody was saying this morning, a toxic waste there on Wall Street. Well, it certainly does because our our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the war. You can't blink. You have to second-guess what their efforts would be if they believe that what you are seeking, also? That strategy that has much to do things better.
Sadly, Palin is the punchline.

Read on at InterviewPalin.com

Zakaria: Palin Is Ready? Please

My boy Fareed Zakaria at Newsweek roasts the vapid Sarah Palin, and for picking her for such an important position, John McCain.
"Can we now admit the obvious? Sarah Palin is utterly unqualified to be vice president.

Obviously these are very serious challenges and constraints. In these times, for John McCain to have chosen this person to be his running mate is fundamentally irresponsible. McCain says that he always puts country first. In this important case, it is simply not true."
To the conservative deniers, I really feel for you. You probably think Newsweek is a leftwing rag that trumpets the Democratic platform. For you, the truth is actually a Democratic value, thanks for the compliment. You must fight the Democrats and fight the truth!

As for Palin: Worst. VP. Pick. Ever.

Read on

Sunday, September 28, 2008

SNL Palin Skit Pt 2

Real Palin quotes used within the the sketch, you can't tell the difference. No parody required. Except no lifelines or phone a friend in the real world.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Ed Schultz: Palin "Clueless"

Radio host Big Ed Schultz tells his listeners about the 800 pound gorilla:
Capitol Hill sources are telling me that senior McCain people are more than concerned about Palin.

The campaign has held a mock debate and a mock press conference; both are being described as "disastrous." One senior McCain aide was quoted as saying, "What are we going to do?" The McCain people want to move this first debate to some later, undetermined date, possibly never. People on the inside are saying the Alaska Governor is "clueless."
That half day vetting process is paying off.

Read on

Friday, September 26, 2008

If Only: The Palin Interview

The Charlie Gison interview redux, via Joe and Noah at 23/6:

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Press Conferences In The US

Sarah Palin has given zero since her vice-presidential nomination, in the same time Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran has given one. We have more access to the President of Iran than we do Sarah Palin. That's country first!

No wonder her polling numbers are plummeting.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sarah Palin: Hit The Repeat Button

via 23/6:

Sarah Palin has to repeat the lie verbatim or else she might forget how her story goes.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Palin Interview With Charlie Gibson

One of the better exchanges from the ABC interview between Palin and Gibson, highlighting the absurdity of her credentials and her "experience by osmosis" the Republicans are trying to pass off.

Behold the braintrust that is Palin.
PALIN: We’ve gotta keep an eye on Russia. … You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska.
GIBSON: What insight does that give you into what they’re doing inside Georgia?
PALIN: Well, I’m giving you that perspective of how small our world is and how important it is that we work with our allies to keep good relations with all of these countries, especially Russia.
Translation: It means jack shit. It's like saying you live next to a gas station so, by proximity alone, you have the experience to deal with OPEC.

Watch this video and feel how small her brain is. Like watching a bad beauty pageant. She's like a bad poker player who gets aggressive when she's bluffing.



Note: every Vice President over the last 30 years had met a foreign head of state before being elected.