Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Right Need A Baghdad Bob

Republicans are sounding like Baghdad Bob, clueless yet loyal to their ultimate demise. But as this graphic shows, Bob sounded an awful lot like Cheney when you compare the two. I guess dictators like Hussein and Bush need a hype man to bypass the facts and spread the false word.

Bob was famous for giving press conferences on TV announcing that, categorically, no Americans were in Baghdad, even as the city and airport were overtaken, unaware that everyone in the presidential palace scrammed to Tikrit an hour before dawn.

If Bob were in the McCain campaign he'd be shouting "Senator McCain is crushing Obama as we speak. Every Blue State is like a dog on it's belly and has turned Red and we will win 99% of the vote". Could it be any worse than who he has now?

As these last 14 days lead up to the election, keep in mind Baghdad Bob soothing his base as countless McCain surrogates keep up a brave face. It's all they have. Throw a few faux scandals up, voter fraud is always a good one. Try to scare people away from voting, intimidate the less fortunate.

Where is their message? What about their policies? You won't hear a peep.

Maybe Bob can host McCain's November 4th election party, seems he'd be ideal.

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