Who Knew? OJ Killed Her

Not to take up anymore time on this subject than needs to be, but I find it funny that this is news. OJ Simpson killed ex-wife Nicole with a knife she had in her hand when she answered the door. He confessed to a friend, his ex-manager, while high on marijuana.

Newsflash!

Other Newsflashes ad infinitum that continue to shock those in denial with reality: there were no WMD in Iraq and Bush did cocaine and booze his whole life.

Weekly Standard Is For Assholes

Got this gem from ThinkProgress:

Writing on the Weekly Standard’s blog yesterday, Michael Goldfarb said that he doesn’t “care” if President Bush’s policies have been a “recruiting tool for terrorists“:

"As to whether Bush is a recruiting tool for terrorists–who cares? Al Qaeda was recruiting before Bush was in office and they will continue to do so after he’s gone. The important thing is that we keep killing those recruits. Eventually, one side will give up."

Justin Logan at Cato-at-Liberty points out Goldfarb’s flawed logic, noting that it justifies doing anything that is counterproductive because “after all, al Qaeda will continue recruiting whether we do it or not.”

Michael Goldfarb is a dick

The best they can do is "who cares". The one thing they can't say is "no, it was not helpful in recruiting." So conversely it was very helpful in recruiting. Therefore, Bush was helpful in recruiting terrorists.

Does the "who cares" apply to tax cuts for rich people? Well I know it applied to New Orleans.

McCain Very Liberal About His Own Campaign Financing

Just like most conservatives who are liberal about what torture is, what global warming is, what an insurgency is, you can now add obeying your own campaign finance reform to the list. McCain was for reform, then against it. Allowing $70,000 in individual contributions by channeling the money into different McCain-centric funds vs the $2300 limit set by campaign finance laws sounds like a liberal approach to integrity by McSame. And I'm not saying it’s illegal, just that the man who claimed to champion campaign finance reform is subverting the goals of his own legislation, thus, proving to be a hypocrite.

Read here. Check the comments, as well.

With a legacy like the Keating Five Saving and Loan scandal [google it], is it any wonder that scared white elitist Grampy will do or say anything for money.

Net Neutrality I Can Deal With

As a user of the internet, net neutrality is a big issue for me. I do not want big companies deciding what is best for me. Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee John Conyers agrees with me and has introduced a new bill protecting the basic concept that would require U.S. broadband providers to operate their networks "in a reasonable and nondiscriminatory manner so that all content, applications and services are treated the same and have an equal opportunity to reach consumers."

Furthermore, "If we allow companies with monopoly or duopoly power to control how the Internet operates, network providers could have the power to choose what content is available," Conyers said in a statement.

The main difference between parties is that Democrats are for neutrality, Republicans are against it and want big business to shit on us and makes tons of loot.

Read here.

Grampy McCain Forgets His Voting Record

Wouldn't the Maverick be better off just admitting he did not vote for Bush in 2000? I mean Bush kicked him in the balls with push polling in the South that cost him the nomination. And McSame has said he is the biggest critic of Bush's baby, the Iraq War. It would make sense that he does not like him.

Now McSame is being called out for lying about denying. What to do? In classic Republican form, "deny, deny, deny" is the M.O. and for the most part his people will not see that this is an example of his revisionist "old-timers disease". It's quaint to them. He forgets who he voted for. He forgets who Sunnis and Shias are. He craps his pants. All in a day for the 71 year old future of the GOP.

The Maverick is a dick.

"I'm poking cotton, W, gritting my teeth seems to be helping"

Letterman Zings Hillary

David Letterman uses the classic 51st State of Denial gag.

LETTERMAN: That is a true story. You can look that up. You can — [sic]bblllpphh. So here is what happened on Tuesday. Hillary Clinton barely won my home state of Indiana. And she lost in the State of North Carolina. But here is the good news. She has a substantial lead in the state of denial. Thank you so much.

LETTERMAN: I was thinking about this. And I’m no political genius. I’m no pundit but it occurred to me that Hillary Clinton has one thing in common with President Bush. Neither of them has an exit strategy. There you go.

From CBS’s Late Show with David Letterman, broadcast May 8, 2008

Olbermann: The point of the war in Iraq is to make sure there is war

Keith Olbermann hits at the heart of the flawed reasoning for staying in Iraq.

“And there it is, in all its beautiful, elliptical, symmetrical, asinine Bushian glory,” Olbermann concluded.

“If fewer Americans die in Iraq, that’s because the surge is working. If more Americans die in Iraq, that’s also because the surge is working. And if the surge is working, the troops have to stay longer to solidify its gains. And if the surge isn’t working, the troops have to stay longer to make sure it starts working.”

“And the point of the war in Iraq is to make sure there is a war in Iraq.”

And the reason that there was never an exit strategy is becuase they never want to leave. We have 26 bases being built throughout Iraq. It's what the US does so well. Did that ever come up in a debate?

Put A Fork In Her

Hil, it's 3am and your nomination is toast. The pundits are chiming in:

Tim "Pumkinhead" Russert of NBC News: “We now know who the Democratic nominee’s going to be, and no one’s going to dispute it.”

Bob Schieffer on the CBS News program “Early Show”: “Basically, Maggie, this race is over.”

Bob Franken, the political analyst, told the MSNBC host Dan Abrams shortly after 2 a.m. Eastern time, “Let’s put it right on the table: It’s over. It’s over.”

Small People Big World star George Stephanopoulos on the ABC program “Good Morning America”: “This nomination fight is over.”

NYT Link here.

Now it's time to crush Grampy McCain.

McSame Challenge

See if you can tell the difference between Grandpa John McCain and George Bush over the years. It's not that they are the same, both try to out duel each other on key issues, seeing who could be the worst. And with the benefit of hindsight, it's troubling that McCain would want to cary on so many failed ideals. Ah, senility.

Take the test here.

Condi Must Go

http://condimustgo.com/

Lying under oath regarding US torture policies is a crime. Watch the video and feel your patriotic, "the military is fighting to defend our way of life" nuts being smashed by Condi's unrelenting lies. Don't trust people with bucked teeth!



My way of life does not include torture, so how can the military use it to protect me? Would you use racism to protect my non-racist lifestyle?

I know it's too late in the game and the damage is done, but sign the petition for her resignation in the above link.

McCain at 71

Don't let Grandpa get the remote!