Wednesday, June 04, 2008

McCain Underwelms Me

Lime green? Like the color of jello you get at old folks homes. Your old folks home soon enough. Politics is theatrics and you look sad. Very sad. He looks like he's at a Senior PGA tour luncheon. Cracking jokes about dentures or his new hip.

And his new slogan - A leader you can believe in? I wouldn't trust this geezer behind the wheel of a car, let alone the entire country. Staring into the teleprompter, the nervous smile, mixing up words, the line of sweat.

For arguments sake he wins now and wins re-election, he'll be 80 at the end of his second term. Is this the guy we need running the joint?

McSame, prepare to be pounded into the ground. Feeble tough guy talks from old dudes just doesn't hold up. Your time was around 15 years ago. Barack will be serving free eats at the whoop-ass buffet, make sure you get the early bird special.

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