Friday, August 29, 2008

From Cheney To A Chick

So When John McCain dies from old age in a few months, this is your next President? Thank you Republicans for picking a hot woman and yet another candidate that frightens your base. Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska for two years, will have her finger on the button when Grampy McSame takes a dirt nap. Do they even know one another? I guess when you have no choices for VP you might as well take a gamble, conservatives went with the "unknown chick who looks like Tina Fey" card. Well played.

Can't wait to hear all the experience flip flops the GOP will spit out. I guess their new approach is that you need absolutely no experience to be President, vis-à-vis McSame's imminent Viagra sponsored date with a six foot hole. Together, McCain and Palin will look like an old folks home brochure with Grampy and his hot bedside nurse asking for your vote. Or maybe Anna Nicole and the Texas billionaire she rode into the ground.

But big ups for choosing the first female Republican candidate for vice president. Desperation, not necessity, is the mother of invention. And thank you for kneecapping one of McCain campaign’s central arguments, their claim that Obama is too inexperienced to be president.

I also like the initial articles about the VP announcement that call her "relatively unknown". Was "completely unknown" or "complete stranger" too hard to print?

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