McCain Still Running?

I didn't check, is McCain still running for President or did he postpone, or take a nap, or make a sandwich? It is Friday, maybe he took a long weekend with the wife.

Oh! wait, McCain won the debate that has not happened yet. I bet he will answer all the debate questions when he finally hears them tonight so his online ads will be a prophecy. The profit McCain!

I guess he used his good eye and looked into the future, came back and told his followers. Sounds a bit like fellow old guy Marshall Applewhite and his Heaven's Gate cult. Will the McCain campaign start wearing Nikes with the purple swoosh? Castrate themselves?

Running victory ads before you end up getting pummeled by Barack? Erratic? Foolish? That is the best way to describe Grandpy these days. “It just proves his campaign is governed by tactics and not ideology,” said Republican consultant Craig Shirley, who advised McCain earlier in this cycle. “In the end, he blinked and Obama did not. The ’steady hand in a storm’ argument looks now to more favor Obama, not McCain.”

He was for it, then against it, then won it, then will have to actually do it. I guess it's the same as declaring victory in Iraq. Maybe he should have used Mission Accomplished in his web ads? His followers know that means victory before the fight has even begun.