So a mega-church pastor in Texas told his
Libido pygmy Tucker Carlson, the poster boy for faux Country Club machismo and perennial show cancelee, writes an article claiming that Christians and Evangelicals who have sex more often must be having better sex. Let's not confuse quantity and quality. And let's not confuse your wife for meth-fueled sodomy with male prostitutes, Ted Haggard.
If you need your pastor to to tell you to have more sex with your wife, chances your marriage is beyond stale, you have about 50 extra pounds and you find your spouse at best tolerable are pretty good. I'm envisioning all the "Bubbas" and "Sissys" in that Texas congregation, in their light blue jumpsuits and massive belt buckles, awkwardly giggling at their better half, thinking "I have to hit that? Jeez! When are the 'Boys on?".
Just like in high school or college, it's always the guys not getting laid putting out the "I have sex all the time" vibes to over-compensate.
Conservatives getting sex advice from pastors and Tucker, classic. The "more sex" meme is really their thinly veiled message of "have more babies, stay in the church, gives us more money". Cynical, but true.
Source: Daily Beast
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