Bush To Start Speaking Tour. Must Learn English

Bush is starting his lecture circuit next month in Canada, his online bio states,

"His policies, while controversial at times, kept the country safe for more than seven years."

Unfortunately he was President for eight years.

A reader writes: It’s like saying falling off an 80 story building is perfectly safe for more than 79 stories.

The event is being billed as "a conversation with George W. Bush". WTF? Bush leaves office and he still gets to torture people?

Source: Think Progress