GOP Brag Bush Could Walk And Almost Chew Gum

The guys at Politico continue to give the conservatives a chance to defend the worst Presidency ever. Apparently we've "mischaracterized" the obvious failures:

Andy Card, the former chief of staff to President George W. Bush, said Thursday that the public was plagued by misconceptions about the former president, particularly in regards to his intelligence and openness to information.

"First off, President Bush does know how to read."

The GOP have given Bush bonus points for wiping his own ass, too, even though it was with the US Constitution.

How low do you have to set the bar when you say your President at least knows how to read? Didn't he have to have his PDB [Presidential Daily Briefings] read to him? And they had to be one page long. How quickly the GOP revisionism has kicked in.

Source: Politico