How Can You Tell Palin Is Lying? Her Lips Are Moving

Rimshot! I know she said she had Putin on lockdown in the comedic Katie Couric interview, but she lied. Palin lied? NORAD tells her to STFU.

via NY Daily News:

WASHINGTON - When Russian bombers approach American airspace and U.S. Air Force fighters are scrambled, Sarah Palin's phone doesn't ring. The Alaska governor has no command authority over the guardians of U.S. airspace despite her recent suggestion otherwise. "She doesn't have any role in that process," Air Force Maj. Allen Herritage, spokesman for the Alaska North American Aerospace Defense Command, told the Daily News.