It's Always The Guys Not Getting Laid

From the anti-science guys who don't have sex and will never have kids we get biotethics:

The Vatican issued the most authoritative and sweeping document on bioethical issues in 20 years on Friday, taking into account recent developments in biomedical technology and reinforcing the church’s opposition to in vitro fertilization, human cloning, genetic testing on embryos before implantation and embryonic stem cell research.

But priests raping kids is still in that grey area. May have to ship them from community to community before they know what to do with them.

When you think of it, isn't Jesus [if you believe in the the myth] the ultimate in vitro baby? Not even a test tube.

This is no doubt aimed at President-elect Barack Obama who has said he would end the restrictions on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research that were instituted by President Bush.

Source: NYT